Oh the Things they Say!

Warning! The statements I am about to share came out of a 3 year olds mouth....

Tayson is going through that "phase" that all seasoned mothers are familiar with. You know the one where he asks questions, makes statements and his little world revolves around his... well... you know ;) Here are a few comments he has made over the last few months that will leave you rolling.... Oh and FYI when he potties he perches himself on the toilet seat like a bird! Why? I don't know!

Alli had brought him to the potty and turned around to give him privacy while he piddled and he stated, "Alli, you see this? I have a ball under my weiner!"

I had walked downstairs and he was standing at the edge of the couch with his legs crossed. I asked him if he needed to potty. Taylor shook his head "no" and snickered, "he racked himself while climbing off the couch". I asked Tayson if he was okay and he stated, "My weiner needs a blanky!"

Here is the kicker...
Tayson has figured out how to unlock locked doors in our home, so needless to say... NO PRIVACY! especially when I am taking a shower. He thinks he needs to come in and bring me toys everytime he hears the shower running. Well anyways, one morning he busted in when I was drying myself off, got a surprised look on his face, and asked, "Mom, did your weiner fall off?"

Oh the joys!

New Family Pix

Christmas 2009

This is a pix of my kids and my nephews from left to right: Kameron (13), Tayson (3), Braydin (8), Xanth (2), Xander (4), Alli (8), and Kegan (2).

Tayson Christmas morning. He recieved a 4-wheelier PowerWheels, toys, toys, toys and 4 Nerf guns. I wonder if Santa meant to put Taylor's name on some of the tags????

Kameron is always such a good sport. Taylor always teases him and lets him think he is only getting 2 presents. A few of the things he recieved were an Air Soft Gun and his own XBOX 360.

Alli always has such a beautiful smile on her face. Some of the things she recieved was a PSP, some more littlest pet shops, clothes and new bedding.